Monday, November 28, 2005
Where Have all the Cowboys Gone?
Ok, Look at that thing up there. See it? That is called an Octabong. These guys are running ads on various blog sites promo-ing this thing. It kinda reminds me of this thing that these aliens used to impregnate me with last week. Man, that was a weird night... Fucking Canadians. Anyway, This thing is designed to not only fuck you up, but your entire neighborhood, all your sisterwives, Boyscout Troop and Ward house. What happened to the gpood ol' days when when it was one bong, one man or woman? The Beer bong was once a moment of intamacy in a room full of drunken assholes. Everyone was cheering your name. You remember, don't you? "Here to brother Mikey, brother Mikey, brother Mikey" or Drink Mutha fucker!!! Drink Mutha fucker!!! Drink till you Puke!!! it was your time in the spotlight. Now this thing comes along and turns that tiny, perfect moment into a sectarian orgy of swill. My friends, I say Nay! Nay to turning us into drunk'n, Beer Bonging Borgs. They will not assimilate me my friends.